It used to be that one could judge a Robin Williams flick based on the depth and thickness of his facial hair. Bearded, as in Good Will Hunting and The Fisher King? Safe for human consumption. Clean-shaven, as in Patch Adams and Mrs. Doubtfire? Duck! After RV and his manic sojourns into voicing animated characters, we feel strongly that one should avoid all future Williams endeavors as one would a petri dish teeming with gonococcus.