With our military in the Mideast, it's reassuring to know grenade-tossing, bazooka-blasting, red-meat-chomping vigilantes are single-handedly protecting our streets.
Before Disney cleaned the prostitution awesomeness from Times Square, New York sleaze suffered merciless punishment by the plump hand of vigilante justice. An architect turned wrecking ball flattened street thugs in the name of vengeance. Chuck Bronson is the toughest cookie in a cashmere scarf. Weapon of Mass Destruction: Razor-sharp mustache