After launching the best magazines America has ever seen—Maxim, Blender, and the-now-defunct Stuff—the Brit half-billionaire announced he was looking to buy his very own forest. Then he sold off all three American titles and, well, who really cares? If you really wanted to save a few trees you could have started by not giving us your poetry book as a Christmas bonus. (We couldn't get more than $1.25 on eBay for the thing, and ours were autographed.) But we still love ya, you crazy hippie.
