How to score with the opposite sex is man's greatest mystery, in Hollywoodland or otherwise, but the following list of cinematic spazoids should certainly be regarded as a source of inspiration for all of us.
Taj Mahal Badalandabad, National Lampoon's Van Wilder
He may have been the star in the franchise sequel, but in the first installment of the series Taj had to use lunchroom ingredients to get hotties inside his pants.
