Aliens That Look Like Genitalia
Some Hollywood costume designers have a hard time keeping it in their pants.		 Lists
Clawbia Majora (Predator)
Cock in a Purse (My Stepmother Is an Alien)
Ball-chinian (Men in Black)
Sandgina (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
Dong of the Dead (Dune)
Spear Pucker (Starship Troopers)
Vibe Raider (Coneheads)
Prolapsed Anus (War of the Worlds)
Alcoholic Clit Monster (Star Wars IV: A New Hope)
Vagitron (Transformers)
Pocket '70s Bush (Star Trek)
Fuck Face (Aliens)
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