Couple: Ann Darrow and King Kong Bedroom awkwardness level: 10 (King Kong's not a player, but he crushes a lot…of people with his huge monkey balls.) Since Peter Jackson's remake, we've been trying to use the King Kong method to pick up girls. The basic strategy is to grab her and climb up the side of a tall building, grunting and crapping the whole way. The success rate isn't great, but it's cheaper than going to the movies. Plus, you're way more likely to get that good-night kiss if she's seen you swat down a few helicopters first.
