Couple: The Incredible Hulk and Betty Ross Bedroom awkwardness level: 5 (In this case, make-up sex is a bad idea.) There are lots of Marvel superheroes that have trouble when it comes to intimacy, but the Hulk's main squeeze definitely got a bum deal. At least with the Thing or Silver Surfer, their smooth crotches mean there's no chance for sexy time. But Betty could start getting hot with Bruce Banner, only to have him whack his leg on the nightstand and turn into a big green Barry Bonds mid-nookie.