The Beard Awards: Movies

These guys have the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty. Check out the rest of the winners here.
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3. Davy Jones from Pirates of the Carribbean

Normal beards provide simple functions like preserving face warmth and catching fallen food particles, but Davy's tentacled puss could gouge out eyes and play the freakin' organ. Shave that, sucker.

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