The Nine Least Believable Action Heroes

Note to pillow-soft actors hoping to gritty up the ol' résumé by kicking a little cinematic ass: Stick to your strengths. Please.
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8. Winona Ryder, Alien: Resurrection

Even in the darkest of the Alien flicks, Ryder can't help but channel her Age of Innocence daintiness, coming across as an aggressively well-mannered futuristic Kewpie doll. Be sure to check out the deleted scenes on the Alien: Resurrection special edition DVD, in which Ryder's Annalee begs Ripley for a mani-pedi combo.

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