If shows like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia have taught us anything, it's that scheming, shameless, self-centered characters are even more fun to root for than "heroes."
Roger Sterling is truly a slime bucket of the highest order. Not only does the heavy-smoking, philandering silver fox try to bed every broad he comes across (pun…intended? We're not even sure), from his buxom secretary to his business partner's wife to a kinky set of nubile twins, but he also doesn't allow a three martini lunch or even a heart attack to stand in the way of a good time.