After his Hollywood screenwriting ambitions are thwarted, gifted Griffin family dog Brian winds up in the smut business the same way we imagine most folks wind up in the smut business: Severe desperation. After a few trials and tribulations (which include directing a film he doesn't realize is a porno), Brian finally settles into his depraved line of work, even winning a "Woody" award for such masterworks as, "Shaving Private Ryan."
