Despite sounding like a gay porno, PlayDude is the pinnacle of sexy chicks and good times. So seductive are the pages within this lad rag, that it caused Homer to secretly harbor his vintage 70s stash for years in the Simpsons' kitchen, before it drove Bart to renovate his tree house and fully devote his prepubescent self to a swingin', sexually-liberated lifestyle. But a subscription to PlayDude doesn't come without a hefty price; as Flanders warned his perverted neighbors, "You're going to hell for thinking women are beautiful!"