What is it about a missing peeper that makes people instantly 50% cooler? Inspired by Tom Cruise's depth-perception-deficient German soldier in Valkyrie, here are some of our favorite badass cyclopses. By Mike Errico
After broken glass blinded him in one eye as a child, the ostentatious '80s rapper recognized the patch as both a trademark and another surface to bedazzle with zirconium. With heavily referenced hits like "La Di Da Di" and "Children's Story," we'd call him the best one-eyed rapper ever, but that's not really saying much (unless you're Bushwick Bill from the Geto Boys).
