Our Favorite Eyepatch Heroes
What is it about a missing peeper that makes people instantly 50% cooler? Inspired by Tom Cruise's depth-perception-deficient German soldier in Valkyrie, here are some of our favorite badass cyclopses. By Mike Errico		 Lists
Elle Driver (Kill Bill)
Slick Rick
Mikhail Bakunin (Lost)
Snake Plissken (Escape From New York)
Commander Francesca
General Chang (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)
Nick Fury (Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D./Iron Man)
DangerMouse (DangerMouse)
Pete Burns (Dead or Alive)
Kano from the Black Dragon Clan (Mortal Kombat)
Emilio Largo (Thunderball)
Lisa
Number Two (Austin Powers series)
Phil Ken Sebben (Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law)
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