Better known as: Venerable English Actor™ Last role: Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets It really wasn't Harris' fault that he appeared in this paint-by-numbers adaptation of the J.K. Rowling novels. He was English, an actor, and alive (at the time), so by law he was required to appear. We're just sorry that this hard-livin', old coot had to go out saying, "Harry! Use your magic toadstool to cast a go-us away-us bad-guy-us spell" or some shit. No wonder he exercised his one-use-only "get out of franchise free" card.