No offense to the guys who actually sired us, but having these movie characters as father figures would have made growing up a lot more entertaining. And potentially less psyche-scarring.
Type of Dad: Outdoorsy. Can be distant, however, due to frequent globe-trotting and capture by Nazis. Wins every "my dad is cooler than your dad" argument in three words: Hat. Jacket. Whip.
Fatherly Advice: "What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years."
