Inception is but the latest in a long line of movie titles that make us scratch our heads. Judging by the trailer alone, it looks like a feature-length adaptation of Cheap Trick's totally awesome "Dream Police."
Why all the big words, Hollywood? You have to keep things dumbed down for us simpletons! Luckily, we've compiled our own dictionary to help sort out 10 of the most confusing titles in motion-picture history.
Title: Quantum of Solace
Definition: "Bond is Still Pissed From the Last Movie"
Definition: "Ebony & Ivory & Rugby"
Definition: "A Rat Cooks. You Barf."
Definition: "That Crappy Virtual Reality Movie You Never Saw"
Title: Star Trek: Insurrection
Definition: "Star Trek: Masturbating Nerds 9"
Definition: "The Matrix with More Gunfights"
Title: The Hudsucker Proxy
Definition: "Tim Robbins Makes a Hula Hoop"
Title: Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Definition: "Not Even Natalie Portman Can Dull This Pain"
Title: The Prestige
Definition: "Well, 'How a Magic Trick Ends' Probably Won't Sell Tickets"
Definition: "Guys, Keira Knightley Totally Has Sex in a Library"