Assemble the following: two scrawny young actors, a few bad guys to chase em around, some righteous babes, and an inventive script. Whaddya got? Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure. Take away the inventive script and you have Dude, Wheres My Car? Fortunately for the studio, the targeted viewers will probably make this movie successful anyway. All those high school students whove just smoked pot for the first time will think this movie is hilarious. But, dude, despite the worthwhile rap video parody to Young MCs Bust a Move, this movie blows s-o-o-o-o hard. And if youre thinking a little shibby will make it better, youre wrong. Trust us, no amount of reefer could make this movie worth the ticket price.