Just Married fell from the romantic comedy cliché tree and hit every branch on the way down. (Zing!) Basically, if you’ve seen any of the commercials for this movie, you’ve seen enough. You got your slapstick shots to the head. You got your classic Ashton Kutcher screaming. You got your Brittany Murphy eye-batting. (She doesn’t even slip into any slinky honeymoon outfits!) The teary-eyed girls of the schmaltzy climax won’t be the only ones in the theater crying.