Boyfriend says: I cant believe Im seeing this. Aw hell, is that Hugh Grant? Where are his hooker friends? Im getting tired. Wait, British romantic comedies sometimes show tits. But that probably means British tits. Sigh. Come on credits come on credits come on credits
Girlfriend says: I cant believe he came with me to see this. I love how Hugh Grants hair remains so finely coiffed! Ooh, and Colin Firth is so cute when he stutters! And theres a little boyI think Im gonna cry! I hope this never ends!