A Perfect Getaway

Rating:

Reviewed by:
Patrick Carone

Directed by: David Twohy

The Skinny: A hottie (current Maxim covergirl Milla Jovovich) and her hubby (dorktastic Steve Zahn) head to picturesque Hawaii for their honeymoon. But when they discover a murderer is on the loose, it’s so long cute rom-com, hello scary thriller.

The Good: MIlla (in a bikini!), MIlla (running on the beach!), and Milla (uh...sitting on a rock!). Oh, and there’s also plenty of action, plot twists, and that hunky Timothy Olyphant.

The Bad: If you pay close attention, you just might figure out the ending about 30 minutes in.

Quotable: MIlla told us about her own worst vacation experience: “I had a pretty grueling trip to Peru once. I was in the middle of nowhere with my mom and a couple friends, and we just weren’t prepared for the intensity of the hikes. At one point my mom was like [in Russian accent], ‘They must send helicopter, I will not make it. I will have heart attack.’”

Theater, DVD or TNT in Five Years: See it in the theater and bring your girl. You’ll look better than the murderer...whoever it turns out to be!