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For a guy with very little hair, Nic has sported several wacky 'dos. Here's a look back at his follicles' finest moments.

Kiss of Death- Hair: 'Roid-rage buzz cut
See also: The word "wispy," New Jersey dads, New Jersey sons

Face Off- Hair: Villainy, forward comb over
See also: George Clooney (circa ER), Jeremy Piven

Windtalkers- Hair: Dopey crew cut
See also: Captain Corelli's Mandolin, The Rock

Adaptation- Hair: Sweaty, balding, white man 'fro
See also: Chia Pet, retarded people, steel wool

Matchstick Men- Hair: Slicked back, receding hairline
See also: Middle-aged Eddie Munster, Leaving Las Vegas, Honeymoon in Vegas, Snake Eyes, 8MM, World Trade Center (with a rockin' bonus mustache!)

Lord of War- Hair: Slicked back, man in charge
See also: Moonstruck, Vampire's Kiss, The Wicker Man, Wild at Heart

The Weather Man- Hair: "The Prep School Shithead"
See also: Actual weathermen, actual prep school shitheads, anyone walking out of Supercuts

Ghost Rider- Hair: Flaming skull/Caesar wig
See also: Mortal Kombat's Scorpion, the shitty tattoo your poor friend got

Next- Hair: Stupid flowing locks providing more entertainment than the shitty movie in which they appear
See also: Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code, Matthew McConaughey, your third grade art teacher

Valley Girl- Hair: Feathered '80s chic
See also: Corey Haim, John Cryer (circa Hiding Out), members of A Flock of Seagulls

Peggy Sue Got Married- Hair: "I'll never go bald" pompadour
See also: Conan O'Brien, The Sopranos' Silvio Dante

Bangkok Dangerous- Hair: Still clinging to (and dying) those few surviving strands 'cause I have not lost the will to rock!
See also: Any '90s video from an '80s metal band.

Raising Arizona- Hair: Flop top with muttonchops
See also: The Road Runner, roosters

Con Air- Hair: Über-mullet
See also: Professional wrestlers, Uncle Dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton

Nicolas Cage's Magical Mystery Hair