Explosive growth in plastic jamming means that, soon, every band will have its own game. Here´s hoping the economy craps out first.

Guitar Hero: Chumbawamba- "Play as Britain's 202nd or 203rd Most Popular Band as Guitar Hero rocks out with a whopping 84 versions of Chumbawamba's hit song 'Tubthumping'! But that's not all—Guitar Hero: Chumbawamba also features the innovative new 'Pub' level and the 'Pint-O-Meter' which actually makes the song sound better the drunker you get!"

Rock Band: Polyphonic Spree- "Frustrated that Rock Band only allows you and three measly friends to rock out? Guitar Hero: Polyphonic Spree allows 15…or 23…or…who the fuck knows how many choral rockers to blur the line between band and commune. Muumuus and patchouli sold separately."

Guiter Hero: Insane Clown Posse- "Heads up, Juggalos: We've heard your mewling demands to rock out to mad, dumpy, Midwestern clowns. Now, strap on this exclusive ICP squirting guitar, comically oversized shoes, squeaky nose, and spinning bowtie! Don't worry: we won't laugh. Because unlike everyone else in your life, we understand that you're actually being serious."

Guitar Hero: The Who- "You've rocked out to Guitar Hero: Aerosmith—why not take a stage dive further back in time? Each instrument controller is designed to break apart after every song, perfectly simulating the angry, adolescent angst to which Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey continue to cling well into their 60s."

Guitar Hero: Menudo- "You, too, can experience what was like to be a part of the Original Boy Band Sensation with Guitar Hero: Menudo! NOTE: This game is for players ages 7 to 11. Puberty will result in the game's complete and total lockdown on all consoles, activated by the game's innovative 'Creepy Svengali' system administrator."

Rock Band: Village People- "Finally, a music game for people who hate music! Prance around as a gay stereotype courtesy of the handy enclosed costumes, and earn bonus points each time you convince heterosexual men that songs like 'Y-M-C-A,' 'Macho Man,' and 'In the Navy' are to be taken at face value and played at frat parties, sports events, and Naval functions."