She's the Man

This malnourished teen comedy claims to be inspired by William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, but if that's true, we've got a memoir about a law-breaking, Oprah-approved, recovering drug addict we'd like to sell you. She's the Man is to Shakespeare what Paris Hilton is to Meryl Streep. This umpteenth cross-dressing flick finds up-and-coming hotness Amanda Bynes as a new girl on campus who disguises herself as her brother in order to get closer to the "cool" guy on campus…who just so happens to have a boner for the best-looking girl in school…who is really more interested in…oh, who fucking cares. If your girlfriend ends up forcing you to see this movie in the theaters, then the title perfectly defines your relationship.