Release Date:
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
We've got a frontrunner in the competition for best video game-turned-movie, because this is the first one that doesn't completely suck. MILF Radha Mitchell (Man on Fire) spends the movie running around a creepy ghost town looking for her daughter while dodging an armless freak, Red Pyramid (the S&M executioner with a 30-foot knife), and a group of sexy faceless nurses. The story is all over the place, and two hours is way too long, but it's got some legit scaresand the six-part behind-the-scenes documentary has more footage of those sexy faceless nurses.