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Swimming Pool

Release Date: 
Wednesday, July 2, 2003
Rated: 
MPAA: R
Star Rating: 
★★
Like most foreign directors, Francois Ozon has been labeled as creative/innovative/smelly, and he tries to live up to the hype. But a story hinging on a twist that doesn’t materialize until the end—and isn’t worth the wait—makes for a perfectly average movie.

When English mystery novelist Sarah Morton (Charlotte Rampling) heads to her publisher’s French vacation home for some peace and quiet, and to work on another cash-cow novel, her publisher’s frisky daughter, Julie (Ludivine Sagnier), arrives soon thereafter, disrupting the Zen-like atmosphere. But it’s how she does it that provides our deep-seated interest in her character…and informs us that there’s nothing else going on in this movie. Evidently, Julie has an aversion to clothing. She also lines up a slew of houseguests with whom she likes to share her love throughout the house…in any room…at any time…at any volume. But no matter how many gratuitous, topless shots we get of gorgeous Julie, the cumbersome dialogue and absent action grow tiresome before the movie gives us another reason to pay attention. If you can’t make out enough soft-core porn through your scrambled Cinemax feed, jump on in. Otherwise, a cold shower will do.