Release Date:
05/06/2008
The Skinny: A girl has teeth in her vagina. Sharp teeth. Yep.
Really? The "condition" is referred to as vagina dentata and has a huge mythology.
Note to Trojan: Make cast-iron condoms.
The Good: Just when we think there's nothing left to shock us, along comes Teeth. It's so graphic that it's hard to watch without a hand covering your junk, especially when things get cut and blood starts gushing. Lead actress Jess Weixler is also adorable as the modern-day feminist superhero. They didn't have this in X-Men.
The Bad: It takes around 30 minutes to get to the action, and the story gets unbelievably cheesy at times. We all know she has the teeth, so just get to chomping already.
Why Would Maxim.com Be in Favor of a Movie That Cuts Off Dicks? Because if you're the type of guy that perpetuates the sort of violence this poor girl goes through, then you deserve to be dickless. It's not so much a political stance as a logical defense mechanism.
Best Extra: There's a behind-the-scene featurette, but we were too busy cowering in a corner to watch. We did mention it's graphic, right?
Really? The "condition" is referred to as vagina dentata and has a huge mythology.
Note to Trojan: Make cast-iron condoms.
The Good: Just when we think there's nothing left to shock us, along comes Teeth. It's so graphic that it's hard to watch without a hand covering your junk, especially when things get cut and blood starts gushing. Lead actress Jess Weixler is also adorable as the modern-day feminist superhero. They didn't have this in X-Men.
The Bad: It takes around 30 minutes to get to the action, and the story gets unbelievably cheesy at times. We all know she has the teeth, so just get to chomping already.
Why Would Maxim.com Be in Favor of a Movie That Cuts Off Dicks? Because if you're the type of guy that perpetuates the sort of violence this poor girl goes through, then you deserve to be dickless. It's not so much a political stance as a logical defense mechanism.
Best Extra: There's a behind-the-scene featurette, but we were too busy cowering in a corner to watch. We did mention it's graphic, right?