They’re so bad they’re good! Actually, they’re just bad. We’re really high.
10. Santa With Muscles (1996)
Starring: Hulk Hogan, Mila Kunis & Ed Begley Jr.
Plot: A bad guy on the run from the law disguises himself as Santa, only to hit his head and wake up believing he actually is Santa. With his newfound do-gooding spirit he tries to take down a pack of evil scientists.
Why it's the best: It’s called Santa With Muscles and it stars Hulk Hogan as Santa.
Why it's the worst: Weirdly enough, the exact same reasons as those above.
9. Santa's Slay (2005)
Starring: Pro wrestler Goldberg, Fran Drescher, Rebecca Gayheart, and Chris Kattan.
Plot: Turns out Old St. Nick is really the Devil's only son who lost a bet with an angel and was forced to play nice as Santa for 1,000 years. When that time is finally up, all bets are off and Santa sets out to show the world his demonic ways by murdering people.
Why it's the best: A Jewish wrestler playing an evil Santa Claus, children and grannies with potty mouths, and an actually pretty good “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” joke.
Why it's the worst: Any film starring a wrestler is always going to be the worst. Unless it’s Suburban Commando, obviously.
8. Santa Conquers the Martians (1964)