These guys have the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty. Check out the rest of the winners here.

Winner: Ehren McGhehey from <em>Jackass 2</em>- He gets no credit for growing it, but no face fuzz in cinematic history has drawn bigger laughs. The thought of having the collective pubes of the Jackass crew so close to your mouth should have you running for the Listerine/industrial solvent.

2. Gandalf from <em>The Lord of the Rings</em>- No wizard, let alone a mighty one like Gandalf, would be caught dead with a cleanly shaven face. Had Elijah Wood grown one to match, maybe he wouldn't have looked like such a lady boy.

3. Davy Jones from <em>Pirates of the Carribbean</em>- Normal beards provide simple functions like preserving face warmth and catching fallen food particles, but Davy's tentacled puss could gouge out eyes and play the freakin' organ. Shave that, sucker.

4. The Dude from <em>The Big Lebowski</em>- Nothing complements a bathrobe and slippers like an unkempt face forest, and the Dude pulled it off perfectly. Just note that the look isn't complete without some residual white Russian trapped in the mustache.