Fake Elvises come in many shapes and sizes. XXL included.

1. Nicolas Cage, <i>Honeymoon in Vegas</i>- Real Elvis Says:
Nic's such a good actor he married my daughter Lisa Marie.

449631477- He's one fried peanut butter sandwich away from croaking on the toilet.

10. Tyler Hilton, <i>Walk the Line</i>- Real Elvis Says:
The least they could have done was shown the kid my picture.

2. Michael St. Gerard, <i>Elvis, Heart of Dixie, Great Balls of Fire!</i>- Real Elvis Says:
This guy wouldn't have a career without me.

9. David Keith, <i>Heartbreak Hotel</i>- Real Elvis Says:
Anybody that can play Patrick Swayze in a movie can't play the King.

8. Harvey Keitel, <i>Finding Graceland</i>- Real Elvis Says:
Mr. White?? You guys are killing me. Again.

7. Elvis Presley, Films made between 1965 and 1969- Real Elvis Says:
The Colonel made me do it! But I have to admit…after King Creole, I totally phoned it in.

6. Val Kilmer, <i>True Romance</i>- Real Elvis Says:
You might never see his face, but you can tell I'm in the building.

5. Kurt Russell, <i>Elvis</i>- Real Elvis Says:
Next to Overboard, this was his best performance.

4. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, <i>Elvis</i>- Real Elvis Says:
He's like me, only prettier. If he was a girl, I'd fuck him.

3. Bruce Campbell, <i>Bubba Ho-Tep</i>- Real Elvis Says:
I don't know what the hell this movie's about. But if I did fake my own death, this is what I'd be doing.