Sometimes, funnymen are like slices of pizza. They're pretty good on their own, but even better with a beer.
<strong>10. Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement (<em>Flight of the Conchords</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Bret: After six or seven weeks, girls find me boring. Not sure what happens, 'cause that's about how long it takes to get to know someone.
Jemaine: Could you move away from me, please?
<strong>9. Terrance and Phillip (<em>South Park</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Terrance: Hey, Phillip, guess what?
Phillip: What?
[Terrance farts]
<strong>8. Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn (<em>Swingers</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Mike (Favreau): She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent (Vaughn): She was smiling at how money I am, baby.
<strong>7. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (<em>Hot Fuzz</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Nicholas Angel (Pegg): We have to do something. Frank's appointed himself as judge, jury, and executioner.
Danny Butterman (Frost): He is not Judge Judy and executioner!
<strong>6. John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd (<em>The Blues Brothers</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Jake Blues (Belushi): First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood Blues (Aykroyd): They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
<strong>5. George Kennedy and Leslie Nielsen (<em>The Naked Gun</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Ed (Kennedy): What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcomed back at Police Squad.
Frank (Nielsen): Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
<strong>4. Mike Myers and Dana Carvey (<em>Wayne's World</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Wayne (Myers): Well, that's all the time we had for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical, and yet relevant, with an underlying revisionist conceit that belied the film's emotional attachments to the subject matter.
Garth (Carvey): I just hoped you didn't think it sucked.
<strong>3. Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor (<em>Stir Crazy</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Skip (Wilder): This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring... What did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?
Harry (Pryor): You don't get it do you, Skip? You think this is the Count of Monte Cristo or something. We're in deep trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit.
<strong>2. Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise (<em>The Cannonball Run</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
J.J. (Reynolds): Thanks to you, Victor, we do not have a female patient in the back. Thanks to your wonderful cousin Tessie.
Victor (DeLuise): Well, it's not my fault that she didn't fit in the stretcher!
J.J.: She didn't fit in the ambulance.
<strong>1. Chris Farley and David Spade (<em>Tommy Boy</em>)</strong>- Classic Exchange:
Tommy (Farley): Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard (Spade): No, your face does.