The Dukes of Hazzard

While they destroyed both a classic TV series and a reality TV marriage, the good ole boys didn't exactly destroy any box office records with the half-assed Dukes of Hazzard remake. Now the unrated DVD is promising "nudity, obscenity, and drug use," but only one of those is actually worth watching—and it still doesn't feature Jessica Simpson without jean shorts. Two of the light-hearted extras hop through the window of the General Lee for all of the stunts, jumps, and spin-outs, while "The Hazards of Dukes" catches the cast quipping through clips of punch-outs and punch lines. The additional scenes are separated into rated (boring) and unrated (topless), but neither uncovers many gems. The most informative extra sits down with wardrobe to discover the magic behind getting those daisy dukes on Simpson—unfortunately, they disclosed no secrets on how to get them off.