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The Godfather Collection

Release Date: 
Tuesday, October 9, 2001
Rated: 
MPAA: R
Star Rating: 
★★★★★
Are you kidding us? The only reason we bought a DVD player was in the hopes that one day they’d release the Godfather Collection. Even if you’re a commie pinko bitch and never saw these movies, you still need to own this. It’s as useful as having a dictionary next to your desk. The Godfather and The Godfather II will teach you all there is to know about life, love, and crisis management. The Godfather III will teach you to never cast your whiny daughter in a make-or-break role. (In all fairness, though, GF III is still a billion times better than most movies made, and Andy Garcia as Sonny’s illegitimate child makes for some classic scenes.)

Even the extras on this heavyweight collection match Brando in girth. From deleted scenes to documentaries (yes, more than one) to commentaries (we could swear you could hear Coppola stuffing scallops into his talkhole at certain points), you have no excuse for not owning this.