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With today's release of The Wolfman, it's obvious Benicio Del Toro's character won't be winning America's Next Top Model anytime soon. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have the ability to save the day. Take a (careful) peek at these other aesthetically challenged good guys.

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My Giant, 1998
Man, CGI will never top the practical effects on display in this movie. Yeesh, how do FX guys come up with this stuff?!

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Return of the Jedi, 1983
This cosmic crustacean plans the destruction of the Death Star—and tastes great with butter and coleslaw.

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The Goonies, 1985
Chunk’s congenitally deficient buddy (and Baby Ruth lover) uses his strength to subdue the nefarious Fratellis.

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Ghost, 1990
The specter portrayed by Vincent Schiavelli achieves one heroic feat—limiting Whoopi Goldberg’s screen time.

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Sin City, 2005
Despite a drug addiction and uggo mug, he’s a magnet for hotties. He could have been the fifth member of Mötley Crüe.

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Harry and the Hendersons, 1987
This cinematic approximation of '70s-era Bill Walton was frightening to child and Grateful Dead concertgoer alike.

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The Monster Squad, 1987
In the 1930s, this square-headed behemoth chucked little girls into the river. Now, he says things like "bogus" and befriends them.

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X-Men: The Last Stand, 2006
Ever dye your cat and instantly regret it? Imagine if that periwinkle monstrosity also had the stilted vocab to tell you off afterward.

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Mask, 1985
A living reminder not to judge a book by its cover. Rocky had a heart as big and wide as his…well, he had a big heart.

The Most Hideous Movie Heroes