On February 24, Warner Home Video is releasing a feature-length animated movie starring everyone's favorite Amazon in stripper boots, Wonder Woman.

Word is that it's going to be a straight origin story, and it's got an (almost) all-star cast including Keri Russell (as the....snicker...titular Woman), Nathan Fillion (you know, the dude from Firefly), Alfred Molina (Doc Ock!), Virginia Madsen (hot sister of Michael), Rosario Dawson (hot...hottie), and Oliver Platt (sexy beast).

WB has released a few early stills showing off Bruce Timm's iconic sqaure-shouldered art style, and we're going to try and piece together the story based solely on these images.


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Before Wonder Woman is even born, her mom, Hippolyta, earned extra money as a stuntwoman on the set of 300. Her scenes were cut, but it was a valuable learning experience nonetheless.

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When the 300 thing fell apart, Hippolyta went to work at one of those medieval theme restaurants performing gladitorial combat for families. Behind her is Jenny, celebrating her 16th birthday! Who wants cake?

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We're not sure who this is, so we'll call her "Red Shirt Amazon #1." It's fitting, since she probably has the shelf-life of a black dude in a horror movie. This being a PG-13 movie, though, her death will likely be bloodless.


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A child is born! This is baby Diana, who will grow up to fill the metal bustier of Wonder Woman. But don't focus on that now, perv. Don't make Timm send an animated Chris Hansen over to your house.

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OK, so now she's all grow'd up. Commence fantasizing. As you can see, they've kept her look classic. No big re-imagining here. Here, Diana ponders whether or not panties and a tube top is really a battle-ready ensemble. (Hint: it's not)

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Wonder Woman uses her golden lasso to extract the truthiness from a villain. Or a mailbox (it's unclear in this photo). Lurking in the shadows is Batman, who will no doubt be ringing up his pal Superman like, "Dude, I just saw this amazing chick. Dibs!"

We're sure some of the remaining plot holes will be filled in come February.