We didn’t tune into the Golden Globes last night because we had some yearning to learn what members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association think about the art of filmmaking. No, we watched, hoping that movies like Vicky Cristina Barcelona would win something so we could see Penelope Cruz walk on stage and stare at her cleavage. Mission accomplished.

But in case you missed the Golden Globes, we’ve got you covered with this partial list of winners and the corresponding hottie from each film or TV show.

And the winners are:




Comedy or Musical: Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Movie Hotties:  Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson




Best Performance by an Actor: Mickey Rourke (for The Wrestler)
Movie Hottie: Although Mickey Rourke gave Maxim one hell of a great interview in a recent issue, we’re going to go with Marisa Tomei on this one.




Best TV Series (Drama): Mad Men
TV Hottie: January Jones



Best Motion Picture (Drama): Slumdog Millionaire
Movie Hottie: Freida Pinto



Best Performance by and Actress (TV Series Drama)
TV Hottie: Winner Anna Paquin (from True Blood)




Best Performance by an Actress (Drama)
Movie Hottie: Winner Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road (Forget the photo, enjoy this orgasmic acceptance speech.)