In October, actor Joaquin Phoenix said he was giving up acting to pursue his love of music. Here now is a clip from his first rap performance, which took place recently at the Las Vegas club LAVO. His flow combines the wholly unintelligible mumbling of Fabolous with the face muff of a young Rick Ross. But remember one thing, our NRA-member readership: He's not a true MC until he's taken a bullet!




Depending on what he actually said, he may or may not be the worst rapper we've ever heard. But it doesn't help your case when you end your show by falling off the stage.