So you're gearing up for a weekend spent in the dark with your girl - before you load up that NetFlix queue or get online at Blockbuster, you need to have a solid, foolproof game plan.

That's where we come in.

Allow us to present our weekly DVD-siac Movie Three-Pack, a collection of recent releases and old favorites that we guarantee will get you lucky this weekend, in one way or another.

THE CHICK FLICK YOU CAN TOLERATE
Plan A: Show your sensitive side…within reason. Grab a "chick flick" that at least has some redeeming value so that you can stay awake along enough for her to reward your gallant show of sensitivity. This week, we recommend:

Slumdog Millionaire
OK, so "chick flick" isn't a correct designation for this movie, but it is something more romantic you can put in so that she won't be in danger of glazing over. Plus, it's just a really good movie. Great story, great acting, great music, tension, humor, drama…it's solid all around. That's probably why it won all those awards, maybe. Funny how that works out like that sometimes, huh?

THE GUY FLICK SHE CAN TOLERATE
Plan B: She has a headache, she has to get up early, her football injury is acting up - in short, you're looking at a dry night ahead. But, hey, you still want to spend some time together, so forgo the romance and put something that leans a little more on the "guy" side without leaving her in the cold. This week, we recommend:

The Wrestler
More Oscar-bait for you both to chow on. There's violence, there's copious amounts of Marisa Tomei-supplied nudity, there's rock-n-roll, and there's drug-fueled sex—but there's also sadness, heartbreak, raw emotion, and sweetness underneath it all. It's like an Oreo cookie made for the both of you. And who knows? Maybe when it's over she'll ask if you want to party like a fireman. (Hint: Say "yes" immediately).

YOUR MOVIE
Plan C: That yawn means, "I'm getting some beauty rest, so why don't you put that diving rod of yours on ice and watch something without me?" The downside: No sex. The upside: You can watch the movie you really wanted to watch, her feelings or interest level be damned. This week, we recommend:

X-Men Trilogy Blu-Ray
The X-Men movie trilogy (or, as you know them, Good, Great, and Terrible) finally arrive on Blu-Ray just in time for X-Men Origins: Wolverine to hit theaters. Ignoring the dropped-ball final installment, the first two are some of the best comic book adaptations ever made, and they look glorious in Hi-Def. She may be bored by the idea of revisiting the Xavier Institute, but on your time there's no reason not to. This is a monster 9-disc set loaded with special features, so clear your schedule.