The upcoming G.I. Joe movie has already stoked the flames of fanboy ire with a lackluster trailer and some questionable design choices. Pretty much the only thing keeping the obsessed from giving up on the movie completely was the hope that, at least, Cobra Commander would be cool. After all, they cast Joseph Gordon-Levitt, an underrated actor and far from an obvious choice, so maybe it was a home run waiting to happen. Um, well...we hate to say it, guys, but...take a look at the international poster.

Ignore the fact that there's not one, but TWO taglines for the movie (did someone actually go, "Man, these are both brilliant. I just can't choose between them!") and focus on the guy who looks like Steve Buscemi in a gas mask.

That, apparently, is Cobra Commander. Yep. This guy...

...is now this guy.

Well, at least we have Sienna Miller's ass, right? They can't screw that up.

Sigh.