So Twilight swept the MTV Viacom-Property Awards last night, beating out "That thing with Zac Efron" and The Hannah Montana Movie in what has become the Oscars of 12-Year-Old Girls. During the telecast, the teaser trailer for New Moon—the Twilight sequel—debuted. And it was hilarious.

Now, we once predicted that New Moon's version of werewolves would, essentially, be hipster beards and bad contact lenses. Well, New Moon is going to deliver those, but oh so much more. Grit your teeth and try and make it all the way to the end of this:



WTF? Is that a Were-Pomeranian? The kid is suppose to transform into a bloodthirsty half-man, half-wolf—but instead he CGI's into a Shiba Inu.



Somewhere, Rick Baker is weeping. Aren't you glad we had cool werewolves when we were tweens?