Noboru Iguchi, the Japanese director who brought you the completely batshit Machine Girl, is not the kind of guy you want to dare to top himself. Because he will. And he has. Behold his latest cinematic mind-blow, a little something called RoboGeisha.


If you think Michael Bay, Quentin Tarantino, and you at 12 years old play it too safe with their so-called "mayhem," then you need to form your own little Iguchi-Fest '09 and find out what "insane" really means.

Man, even the voice-over guy blows away that doddering "In a world…" wuss. There is no debate. This is cinema gold.