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Posted Tuesday 08/11/2009 10:09 AM in
The Movie Blog by Justin Halpern and Cory Jones
Filed under: horrible movies, gi joe, transformers, childhood nostalgia, powerpoint presentation, docstoc
Recently, Hollywood has been shitting all over beloved childhood franchises like Transformers, and G.I. Joe. So we decided that with the help of a trusty powerpoint, we could show you how to ruin your very own beloved childhood toys and television shows!
Just click the large right arrow button to see the next PowerPoint slide.
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| Posted by A-Ron on 08/11/2009 6:43 PM | report abuse |
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Well.. this wasn't very funny at all.
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| Posted by Gordo on 08/11/2009 6:58 PM | report abuse |
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Once you clean your vagina, you should watch Optimus Prime clean up the Decepticons.
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| Posted by jeeves on 08/11/2009 7:27 PM | report abuse |
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hahahahahahaha
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| Posted by Mondo on 08/11/2009 10:29 PM | report abuse |
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This was incredibly stupid. So stupid that I felt the need to comment.
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| Posted by Jack on 08/12/2009 10:36 AM | report abuse |
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Calm down, power-nerds. This was quite entertaining, and so very true. If you think Michael Bay made your beloved childhood franchise awesome, then there is a reason you don't get the joke. Clearly your acne and desperate virginity have caused you to be blinded by Megan Fox's extremely overrated hotness.
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| Posted by shawn burd on 08/12/2009 12:26 PM | report abuse |
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I am not sure who is stupid? The writters of this article or the people at tmz other wise known as The monkey zone.
Thank you, vdm magazine
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| Posted by Mike on 08/12/2009 3:03 PM | report abuse |
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I don't believe that either transformers or gi joe was ruined in anyway with these movies. The characters and main plot lines are kept the same. Individual stories change a bit but they do that in all long running stories. Not to mention opening up a whole new generation to the toys and stories of both franchises. Gi joe for example had parts of all 3 orignal 5 part mini series included within the movie. Can't wait for TF3 and GI Joe 2 in the next 2-3 years.....
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| Posted by Karl on 08/12/2009 8:31 PM | report abuse |
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How to make a dumb list more like it
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| Posted by Christopher on 08/12/2009 9:52 PM | report abuse |
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Not funny. This has nothing to do with nerdliness, or perceived nerdliness, or feeling that my "beloved" franchises have been shit upon. This is just poorly written, uses profanity in place of punchlines, and is reaching beyond its ability to produce laughs while mimicking the Cracked style. I would say, "Nice try." but it is just sloppy and lazy.
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| Posted by Jsalcido on 08/12/2009 9:57 PM | report abuse |
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Absolutely hilarious!
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| Posted by sam on 08/13/2009 1:14 PM | report abuse |
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Haha, 'the use of profanity bothers me'. Christopher, grow a penis. And it's 'nerdiness', not 'nerdliness', you nerd.
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| Posted by Earnest on 08/14/2009 4:28 PM | report abuse |
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I think the latest comic book and cartoon movies to be made are pretty good. What they need to go back and look at are the crappy video game movies from the 80s. Now that's something to poke fun at!
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| Posted by ian on 09/29/2009 5:46 PM | report abuse |
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that was rubbish, i kept clicking the forward arrow to get to the funny bit, then realised that was it and i would never get those 30 seconds of my life back.
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