If you were the kind of kid who spent the 80s obsessively watching Sho Kosugi movies (can we get a "what what"?) and stalking your neighbors' backyards in black jammies, then you need to mark off November 25th on your calendar. That's when Warner Bros. is unleashing Ninja Assassin, directed by James "V For Vendetta" McTeigue and starring Korean pop sensation Rain (yes, THAT Rain) as, yes, motherscratching Sho Kosugi himself.

The movie is as bloody as it is batshit, so check out this trailer and then quickly blend back into the shadows...


Ninja Assassin opens November 25th.