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The Perfect Score

Release Date: 
01/30/2004
MPAA Rating: 
MPAA: PG-13
Star Rating: 
★½
A man enters a movie theater at 7 P.M. (ET). An hour and a half later he exits the theater with a puzzled look on his face. Is it because:

a. He just saw a movie in which an NBA player (Darius Miles) delivers the second-best performance of the cast
b. He just saw a movie in the year 2004 that included a Matrix parody
c. He just heard Afroman’s novelty hit, “Because I Got High,” twice in 90 minutes
d. He just saw a movie directed by the man who brought us Good Burger
e. All of the above

Time’s up! Please put your pencils down. Actually, pick your pencils back up and shove them in your eye. There, now you understand how that poor soul who had to endure The Perfect Score, felt.