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The Replacements

Release Date: 
08/11/2000
Star Rating: 
★★
Bummer. We thought we’d be getting the story behind the seminal 80s band from Minneapolis. Think about it…Keanu Reeves as Paul Westerberg? How about Peter Boyle as Bob Stinson? Anyway, The Replacements is, in fact, a comedy centered around the NFL players’ strike in 1987. Players strike. Misfits suit up. Hilarity ensues.

Now, don’t get us wrong. It’s not a bad movie, just nothing new. Remember when George Lucas rereleased Star Wars with nicer effects? Well, it’s almost like The Replacements took Necessary Roughness and replaced it with a better cast. (Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman are a lot better than Scott Bakula and Sinbad. Then again, juggling retards are better than Scott Bakula and Sinbad.) But, hey, what do you expect? There’s some originality in the “rich guys vs. poor guys” subtext, Brooke Langton (as head cheerleader Annabelle) is so hot she’d have kept us in our seats if the theater caught fire, and, after Hoosiers, casting Gene Hackman as a coach is almost too perfect. Expect a few laughs (especially from Rhys Ifans’ Welsh kicker and Jon Favreau’s psychotic cop), some action, and an intense sense of deja vu.