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The Worst Piece-of-Sh*t Ben Affleck Movie You've Never Seen

Before Gigli and Jersey Girl, before Bennifer and this embarrassing shampoo commercial, there was something even more shameful in Ben Affleck's arsenal: his first movie, I Killed my Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meathook, and Now I Have A Three Picture Deal at Disney. Affleck directed the short film in 1993, when he was a young whippersnapper with a great idea for a movie about a homicidal, misogynistic movie director who hangs his lesbian wife on a meathook and goes on to have a three-picture deal at Disney. I guess the title is kind of a spoiler. Enjoy!


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