Two Weeks Notice

Since Two Weeks Notice is a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant, you pretty much know what you’re in for when you enter the theater (probably with your girlfriend, who is dragging you in kicking and screaming). Yes, Bullock is cute and smart, although also awkward and dowdy, and, yes, Grant (reprising the same role he’s played in his last five movies) is a rich, cocky Brit douche bag, and, yes, they’re the most unlikely of pairs. And guess what? They fall in love! No, seriously. If we were a chick, we’d say “Wow, this movie was actually more entertaining than all the other romantic comedies I rented this week! What a hunk Hugh Grant is! I’m so glad Sandra Bullock didn’t have to be a whore to get him. And so much funnier than Notting Hill! Five stars!” But since we’re men, all we can say is “Boooooo!” If your girlfriend forces you to see this with her, like if it’s her birthday or something, why not sneak in a six-pack and pass the time by playing the Two Weeks Notice drinking game? Every time Grant stutters awkwardly, take one drink. Every time Bullock walks into a wall, take two drinks…