Go ahead and take a handful of Advil now. You’re welcome.
Say goodbye to the rest of the afternoon, because you'll either be entertained for hours by these 100 songs, or you will somehow chew off your own ears and go to the hospital.
1. “Love Shack” – The B-52s
2. “I'm Blue” - Eiffel 65
3. “Mmmbop” - Hanson
4. “Come Sail Away” - Styx
5. “Kung-Fu Fighting” - Carl Douglas
6. “The Impression That I Get” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. “$5 Footlong”- Subway Commercial
8. “Informer” - Snow
9. “What's Up” - 4 Non Blondes
10. “Steal My Sunshine” – Len
11. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” - No clue. The devil, presumably.
12. “It’s a Small World” – Disney
13. "Tub Thumper" – Chumbawumba
14. "Cotton-Eyed Joe" – Rednex
15. "You're Beautiful"- James Blunt
16. "Macarena" - Los Del Rio
17. “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" – Wham!
18. “Single Ladies” – Beyonce
19. “Shake it Fast” – Mystikal
20. “Who Let the Dogs Out?” – The Baha Men
21. “Y.M.C.A.” – The Village People
22. “One Week” – Bare Naked Ladies
23. “The Christmas Song” – Alvin and the Chipmunks
24. “My Humps” – The Black Eyed Peas
25. “Come On Eileen” - Dexy's Midnight Runners
26. “We Didn’t Start the Fire” – Billy Joel
27. “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” – The Darkness
28. “Ready To Go” – Republica
29. “Party Like a Rock Star” – Shop Boyz
30. “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” – Bobby McFerrin
31. “We Built This City” – Starship
32. “Orinoco Flow” – Enya
33. “Thong Song” – Sisqo
32. “Do They Know It’s Christmas” – Band Aid
33. “I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)” – Meatloaf
34. “Roxanne” – The Police
35. “Set Fire to the Rain” – Adele
37. “Hey Ya” – Outkast
38. “Numa Numa” – The Fat Guy Who Lip Syncs
39. “Don’t Cha” – Pussycat Dolls
40. “The Final Countdown” – Europe
41. "Indiana Jones Theme" - John Williams
42. “I Love You. You Love Me” – Barney
43. “Young Folks” – Peter, Bjorn, and John
44. “Wannabe” – Spice Girls
45. “Crazy Frog” – Axel F
46. “Somebody That I Used to Know” – Gotye
47. “Mambo No. 5” – Lou Bega
48. “Hey Mickey” - Toni Basil
49. “Penny Lane” – The Beatles
50. “Video Games” – Lana Del Ray
51. “I’m Shipping Up to Boston” – Dropkick Murphys
52. “Call On Me” – Eric Prydz
52. “Play That Funky Music” – Wild Cherry
53. “Believe” – Cher
54. “Uptown Girl” – Billy Joel
55. “Bad Day” – Daniel Powter
56. “Cherry Pie” – Warrant
57. “(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight” – Cutting Crew
58. “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” – Culture Club
59. “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” – Deep Blue Something
60. “Hollaback Girl” – Gwen Stefani
61. “Crazy” – Gnarls Barkley
62. “Last Resort” – Papa Roach
63. “I Want It That Way” – Backstreet Boys
64. “Every Morning” – Sugar Ray
65. “Friday” – Rebecca Black
66. “Bawitdaba” – Kid Rock
67. “Chocolate Rain” – Tay Zonday
68. “Ghostbusters” – Ray Parker Jr.
69. “The Sign” – Ace of Base
70. “Life is a Highway” – Tom Cochrane
71. “This is Why I’m Hot” – MIMS
72. “The Hamster Dance”
73. “Puttin’ on the Ritz” – Taco
74. “How Bizarre” – OMC
75. “Whoomp (There It Is)” – Tag Team
76. “Pump It Up” – Joe Budden
77. “From a Distance” – Bette Midler
78. “Tom's Diner” - Suzanne Vega
79. “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” – The Proclaimers
80. “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)” – Quad City DJs
81. “We Like to Party” – Vengaboys
82. “Nookie” – Limp Bizkit
83. “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” – Will Smith
84. “I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back (Ribs)” – From that Chili's commercial
85. “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen (Or, in this case, a talented drunk guy.)
86. “Sweet Caroline” – Neil Diamond
87. “Chopsticks” – Anyone playing a piano who thinks he’s talented.
88. The Final Jeopardy Song on Jeopardy.
89. “Walking on Broken Glass” – Annie Lennox
90. “Viva La Vida” – Coldplay (Or all Coldplay songs, actually.)
91. “Bye Bye Bye” – N’Sync
92. “Bad Romance” – Lady Gaga
93. “Gonna Fly Now” (Theme from Rocky) – Composed by Bill Conti
94. “Paper Planes” – M.I.A.
95. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” – Britney Spears
96. “Gin and Juice” – Snoop Dogg
97. “Unbelievable” – EMF
98. “Barbie Girl” - Aqua
99. “Shiny Happy People” – REM
100. “Surfin’ Bird” – The Trashmen
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