If you hoped that death would mercifully claim you before you heard David Lee Roth stumble his way through Jimi Hendrixs If 6 Was 9, the Doors Soul Kitchen, and the Beatles Tomorrow Never Knows (or as Roth lists it on the album, That Beatles Tune), then Diamond Dave comes as really bad news. This blues-rock covers album, which opens with threecount em, threeSavoy Brown numbers, doesnt rock enough for Van Halen fans and isnt intentionally funny enough for Weird Al fans (both of them). Any word on that Van Halen reunion?