Being Canadian, of Portuguese descent, and somehow sort of ghetto, Nelly Furtado was an unlikely candidate for pop stardom. That she achieved it playing loopy folk-pop only gave her more cachet with the United Colors of Benetton crowd. Too bad about the records, though: For all their eclectic adornments, theyre generally pretty dull. Folklore is a perfect album for people trying to convince themselves that theyre not as white-bread as their Ford Explorer would otherwise indicate. There are flourishes of color and flavorer, we mean flavabut really this album is less about the fluttering beats and goofy rapping on Explode than it is about gooey melodramatic ballads like Picture Perfect. The nifty mandolin hook on One Trick Pony isnt that far removed from the sonic goodies Timbaland dropped on Bubba Sparxxxs last album and its surrounded by other signifiers of diversity: strings, Hawaiian mini-guitar, and a couple of instruments with exotic, foreign-sounding names. Still, it all comes out in the wash of the big, bland pop chorus. Pleasant, but unmemorable.